Some of you will hate me forever for typing this, but I can no longer hide it.
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I FUCKING HATE THE "TWILIGHT" SERIES, MOVIE AND ALL. I fucking hate it. In fact, I hate it so much, I pray that every copy known to man is found and burned to ashes. I hate this more than I hate Star Wars. In fact, my hatred for this series is comparible to the flames of the fucking sun.
So, why do I hate this film? I'm glad you [allegedly] asked!
1 - UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS. Girls, or guys, if you want a boyfriend like Edward, then just please...go celebate. I'm so goddamn tired of hearing about girls saying "I want a boyfriend like Edward." Oh yeah, like you deserve one. But then that's the case, they start parading around like they deserve an Edward. You know what? If you think that you are more deserving of a boyfriend like that pussy Edward, then you are probably a horrible girlfriend/boyfriend. Why? Maybe because you will start getting angry if he isn't watching over you constantly, like your guardian. Maybe it's because he's not so deep and doesn't have that many goals. Maybe it's because you are living in a dreamworld. Get real, people, no one like that exists. Moving on.
2 - ACTORS. Rob Patterson makes me want to throw up until there is nothing left of me. I want to hurl myself inside out for how much of a goddamn prick he is. Why? Because he's the guy that played Edward, a character who is now the bane of my existence.
3 - UNAVOIDABLE. I can't walk down the street for two steps without seeing some "Twilight" paraphernalia. I mean, seriously, our whole generation has practically come to where we will hinge ourselves to a good idea so much that we will suck it dry until there is nothing left over, and until we hate it. But until then, let us just thrust it into our community to a point to where everyone who doesn't like the series is forced to see at least some sliver of it's existence, to the point to where they have no choice but to convert, lest they be alienated from society.
I have a lot more reasons why I hate this movie, but these are the three rational ones I could think of right now. So please, Twilight, die out in our culture already. I can't wait for the day that you are gone.